You know how it is ideal to have a week and 1/2 fun filled reading break, full of wholesome nights?
Well, thanks to a little she-devil that I will refer to as the "she-devil", I spent most of my reading week having headaches and allowing mucous to come out of holes I didn't even think existed.
"How did the she-devil do this to you" you ask.
Well let me tell you.
Apparently all it takes is a cough on/in your face to get you sick. WHO KNEW RIGHT??????
I F @ # % ^ ING DID
So now I'm sitting in my home bantering in a almost un-conscious level about how shitty I feel regretting all the studying I could have done and all the masturbating I have been doing.
In any case, I seem to be getting better and I can't seem to get angry at that she-devil for the life of me, although a little part of me hopes she finds out I switched her tampons for small white mice with no heads.
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